{"id":30988,"date":"2016-05-03T15:09:10","date_gmt":"2016-05-03T18:09:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/blog\/?p=30988"},"modified":"2022-01-24T15:25:34","modified_gmt":"2022-01-24T18:25:34","slug":"10-coisas-sobre-barra-que-e-encarar-vida-sem-whatsapp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/blog\/10-coisas-sobre-barra-que-e-encarar-vida-sem-whatsapp\/","title":{"rendered":"10 coisas sobre a barra que \u00e9 encarar a vida sem WhatsApp"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><strong>Sim, meus amigos, o WhatsApp caiu de novo<\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i.giphy.com\/l2R05FZf4dVOrgIaQ.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"281\" \/><\/h3>\n<p>Eu simplesmente n\u00e3o t\u00f4 acreditando.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>E a gente se pergunta: como sobreviver sem aquele bom dia caloroso no grupo da fam\u00edlia?<\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i.giphy.com\/NZfgAFsnQBEI.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"338\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Os GIFs florais piscantes da tia Elvira, CAD\u00ca?<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Pior: sem os\u00a0memes nos grupos da escola ou da faculdade<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i.giphy.com\/4Hm47qe273qJq.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Parab\u00e9ns, voc\u00ea vai ficar de fora.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>O Brasil est\u00e1 indignado. Ficar sem WhatsApp \u00e9 praticamente ficar \u201csem as cal\u00e7as\u201d!<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>https:\/\/youtu.be\/CYC3Yv-miuQ?t=31<\/p>\n<p>Miga, sua louca!<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Mas, quer uma dica? N\u00e3o entre em p\u00e2nico. Em vez disso, entre no ritmo da coreografia do Mr. Galiza<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=pnKv58W13hc<\/p>\n<p>Zap, zap, zap, zap, zap&#8230;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Hum, entendi. Sua pegada \u00e9 mais sertaneja? Ent\u00e3o vai de Thiago e J\u00fanior que n\u00e3o tem erro<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Zap Zap - Thiago e J\u00fanior (CLIPE OFICIAL) CARNAVAL 2018\" width=\"474\" height=\"267\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RbH9ee3xUtk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>[Insira aqui suas retic\u00eancias]<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Ah, nem se abalou? Deixa eu adivinhar: voc\u00ea tem as suas alternativas<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/falsianepravcs\/status\/727522219820257281<\/p>\n<p>#Tuiteirissima.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Agora, aproveite para refletir sobre estas dicas<\/strong><\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"474\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"pt\" dir=\"ltr\">coisas que os humanos podem fazer sem whatsapp:<br \/>carinho<br \/>cafun\u00e9<br \/>afago<br \/>dar colo<br \/>n\u00e3o pisar mais no nosso rabo pq digitando no whatsapp<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; gato miu (@wtfmiu) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wtfmiu\/status\/727483204832256000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 3, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Seu gato tem raz\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>T\u00e1 pouco de reflex\u00e3o? Toma mais<\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/desamei\/status\/727467911623766021<\/p>\n<p>Lavar v\u00e1rias lou\u00e7as e procurar v\u00e1rios empregos.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Agora comemore, porque o\u00a0Whats\u00a0J\u00c1 VOLTOU!<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i.giphy.com\/3osxYjEmlXPXf5VDiw.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"338\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A empresa derrubou a liminar e o servi\u00e7o vai, aos poucos, voltando ao ar. Agora depende s\u00f3 das operadoras. Diz a\u00ed: nem doeu, n\u00e9? \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><strong>Leia mais: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/blog\/ele-esta-de-volta-justica-libera-whatsapp\/\">Ele est\u00e1 de volta! Justi\u00e7a libera WhatsApp<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E, claro, muitas dicas para enfrentar essa situa\u00e7\u00e3o desesperadora quando ela voltar a acontecer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":114,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[66,199,151,321],"class_list":["post-30988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mercado","tag-telefone-celular","tag-twitter","tag-whatsapp","tag-youtube"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/114"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30988\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}