{"id":42606,"date":"2016-08-02T17:11:30","date_gmt":"2016-08-02T20:11:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/es\/blog\/?p=42606"},"modified":"2016-08-02T19:15:28","modified_gmt":"2016-08-02T22:15:28","slug":"windows-10-una-cortana-mexicana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/es\/blog\/windows-10-una-cortana-mexicana\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases que nos gustar\u00eda que dijera la nuevo Cortana mexicana de Windows 10"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hoy nos despertaron con la noticia de que ya podemos\u00a0\u00a0descargar sin costo la\u00a0<em>Anniversary Update <\/em>de Windows 10, una gran actualizaci\u00f3n centrada en la seguridad, que trae como elemento ic\u00f3nico a <strong>Cortana<\/strong>, el asistente de voz que ya estaba disponible en otras regiones, pero que finalmente aterriza en nuestro pa\u00eds.<\/p>\n<p>Lo mejor de todo es que \u00a1trae modismos mexicanos!, y, para celebrar, aqu\u00ed tienes las frases que nos encantar\u00eda que la nueva Cortana trajera incluidas:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><em>\u00ab\u00bfQu\u00e9 tranza, la banda?\u00bb<\/em>.- acept\u00e9moslo, ser\u00eda mucho m\u00e1s divertido que el saludo gen\u00e9rico.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/24.media.tumblr.com\/d17d5b05bcea16c2bbab8eea58a595b2\/tumblr_mzmh7gt7M51rlgc4uo1_400.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"395\" height=\"279\" \/><\/p>\n<p>2.<em> \u00abCami\u00f3n de la basura, detectado. Martes de basura org\u00e1nica\u00bb<\/em>.- para que nunca jam\u00e1s se te vuelva a ir el de la basura.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/YiwxQKy.gif?noredirect\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n<p>3.<em> \u00abLlevas tres d\u00edas usando el mismo pantal\u00f3n. Comienza a notarse. Mancha de huevo, detectada\u00bb<\/em>.-<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net\/degrassi\/images\/b\/b9\/Ew.gif\/revision\/latest?cb=20120916182950\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"244\" \/><\/p>\n<p>4. <em>\u00ab\u00a1Aguas! a Mancera se le ocurri\u00f3 activar de nuevo el Doble Hoy No Circula.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/GsIqt7xPokP84\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" \/><\/p>\n<p>5.<em> \u00abA 12 metros, se\u00f1ora con tamales \u00abde verde\u00bb detectada.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sharegif.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/08\/running-gif-10.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"278\" \/><\/p>\n<p>6. <em>\u00ab\u00a1C\u00f3rrele, wey!, ah\u00ed viene la gr\u00faa.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/f84f335bac6a19d0e4daa40116374f74\/tumblr_inline_mpdcayvWYM1qz4rgp.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"245\" height=\"245\" \/><\/p>\n<p>7.<em> \u00ab\u00a1Precauci\u00f3n!, personas con poca ropa manifest\u00e1ndose en el Z\u00f3calo.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/static1.squarespace.com\/static\/550a089fe4b0aa7b05658388\/t\/5590fea3e4b02242f7f5fa9c\/1435565748618\/hotpants\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" \/><\/p>\n<p>8. <em>\u00abNuevo cap\u00edtulo de La Rosa a punto de comenzar\u00bb<\/em>.- oh, eterna fuente de sabidur\u00eda&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/49.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m9rctnicAA1r7r1l7o1_400.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" \/><\/p>\n<p>9. <em>\u00ab\u00bfTe vas a comprar esa playera Rinbros?, tal vez te interesen estos tatuajes de San Judas Tadeo.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-q_FUvdEE6Ok\/Um3x7RqoeOI\/AAAAAAAA-0w\/jw4NjwQfeJs\/s1600\/sanjudastadeo411+(1).gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"750\" \/><\/p>\n<p>10. <em>\u00abHoy es viernes, aqu\u00ed est\u00e1n los principales resultados de \u00abchilaquiles\u00bb a tu alrededor. La primera opci\u00f3n tiene Cocas fr\u00edas.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gifpal.com\/static\/uimages\/8IpnQzXLBh.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n<p>11. \u00abPer\u00edmetro despejado. Ahora puede tomar el centro de mesa.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/apis.xogrp.com\/media-api\/images\/682e85d0-ba61-4e63-b6b7-71f9b1bea935~rs_768.h?quality=75\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"231\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Este Windows&#8230;<strong>\u00a1Puro, mexa power!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/i1028.photobucket.com\/albums\/y344\/MichaelAnthonyHunt\/more%20gifs\/Blood-In-Blood-Out-1.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"203\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El nuevo asistente de voz, ya viene con modismos mexicanos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":54,"featured_media":42609,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4323],"tags":[30,1946,85,76,194,5859,203,183],"class_list":["post-42606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","tag-app","tag-computadora","tag-cortana","tag-internet","tag-mexico","tag-mx","tag-windows","tag-windows-10"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/54"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/42609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.psafe.com\/es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}